please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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