Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy�
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Bang-toberfest begins!!
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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