If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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