I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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