yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
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