I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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