...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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