idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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