Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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