S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
