So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
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what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
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