im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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