How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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