what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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