Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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