The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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