the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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