Do you still have your period?
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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