I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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