Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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