Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
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