She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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