If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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