She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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