I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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