i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
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