Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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