If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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