We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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