I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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