My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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