Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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