Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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