shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
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