I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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