Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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