i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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