What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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