RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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