I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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