So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
