the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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