you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Randomize
