Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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