I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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