My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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