How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
why is half of my head shaved?
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