My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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