Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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