An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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